savvymavvy:

methlabrador:

when people say “i dont believe in science”

what are you even talking about

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(Source: isntthatwizard, via the-pillars-of-the-earth)

turnt-dirnt:

whenever someone asks me what green day is im showing them this

(Source: imthejesusofsuburbia, via moriartysapocalypse)

punnier:

when ur friend remembers ur birthday and u try remember theirs and you just

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(via satansspookypanties)

cybugs:

one time my uncle bought a tumbleweed so every time one of his students made a bad joke he could roll it across the classroom 

(Source: toonzeldas, via spookyscaryarmadillos)

brianmalik:

if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away 

(via spooky-romanoff)

witchsmoke:

tianyi:

halloween should be 1 week long

halloweek

(via sex-god-bm-vagabond)

turninginto-a-monster:

When your teacher tries to give homework on a Friday

(Source: djcronut, via queen-of-the-void)

skepticalavenger:

whats-an-algebra:

do atheists say oh my god

yep.  we say it any time we hear something that’s unbelievable.

(Source: mondaysarepeopletoo, via sherlockisadickhead)

bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?""dont patronize me Greg"

bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"

(Source: awwww-cute, via fus-roh-damnit)

kilometersprower:

my freshman facebook page can be pretty good sometimes

kilometersprower:

my freshman facebook page can be pretty good sometimes

(Source: hangcastle, via fus-roh-damnit)

petitpicpus:

les mis movie memetwo quotes: [2/2]

The physician felt his pulse. “Ah! It was you he needed!” murmured he, looking at Cosette and Marius. And, bending towards Marius’s ear he added very low, “Too late.” Almost without ceasing to gaze on Cosette, Jean Valjean turned on Marius and the physician with a look of serenity. They heard these almost inaudible words come from his lips:

"It is nothing to die; it is horrible not to live."

(via 2460onetruepairing)

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