Okay so we were deciding what to have for dinner and everyone agreed on one thing but my cousin Julie was like noooo so I said “Julie you can shut up and eat your nasty.. face.” I was looking for a nasty food she hates and FACE popped into my head

I can’t sleep

yutoube:

not even a third wheel cause i dont have two friends

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

vthebookworm:

ragglefraggles:

when they say youre too old for disney

The hop, I can’t. I cackled.

(via hazelgracewinchester)

geekynproud13:

pullupthepoor:

holmes-sweet-holmes:

You know whats annoying? That it’s normal to know everything there is to know about football and know every players name and know the scores and dress up for games etc but god forbid someone knows all the actors of lord of the rings names and dresses up as a character for comic con, thats just SAD.

sOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

THANK YOU

(via everybrutalchoicehaselegance)

and that if I had one wish in the world it would be that I could make it stop (x)

(Source: theconsultinghusbands, via wsswatson)

cartel:

The worst part about being there for everybody is that no one ever bothers to ask if you’re okay or not

(via hiddlemydiddle)

describe yourself on anon and i’ll tell you if i’d date you or not.

(Source: cyclonical, via ioweyouaphonebox)

Inbox me (1) thing you want to know about me.

(Source: ayoson, via ioweyouaphonebox)

You told me once that you weren’t a hero. There were times I didn’t even think you were human. But let me tell you this, you were the best man, the most human… human being that I’ve ever known, and no one will ever convince me that you told me a lie, so there.

(Source: jenxlawrence, via appleswans)

Is a pet called a pet because you pet it or do you pet it because they’re pets?

Inbox me (1) thing you want to know about me.

thepsychicchasms:

you should do it.

(Source: ayoson, via leviathans-in-the-tardis)

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