skepticalavenger:

whats-an-algebra:

do atheists say oh my god

yep.  we say it any time we hear something that’s unbelievable.

(Source: mondaysarepeopletoo, via sherlockisadickhead)

bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?""dont patronize me Greg"

bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"

(Source: awwww-cute, via fus-roh-damnit)

kilometersprower:

my freshman facebook page can be pretty good sometimes

kilometersprower:

my freshman facebook page can be pretty good sometimes

(via fus-roh-damnit)

petitpicpus:

les mis movie memetwo quotes: [2/2]

The physician felt his pulse. “Ah! It was you he needed!” murmured he, looking at Cosette and Marius. And, bending towards Marius’s ear he added very low, “Too late.” Almost without ceasing to gaze on Cosette, Jean Valjean turned on Marius and the physician with a look of serenity. They heard these almost inaudible words come from his lips:

"It is nothing to die; it is horrible not to live."

(via 2460onetruepairing)

fatandfabulousmermaid:

One of the first things they ask you in the ER is to rate your pain on a scale from 1 to 10. I’ve been asked this question hundreds of times and I remember once, when I couldn’t catch my breath and I felt like my chest was on fire, the nurse asked me to rate the pain. Though I couldn’t speak, I held up 9 fingers. Later, when I started feeling better, the nurse came in and she called me a fighter. “You know how I know?” she said, “You called a 10 a 9.” But that wasn’t the truth.

I didn’t call it a 9 because I was brave. The reason I called it a 9 was because I was saving my 10…and this was it. 

THIS FUCKED ME UP

(Source: linseymorris, via timelords-are-forever)

filingsforkili:

True love is when your pet comes to your room on its own.

(via andrewscottinmypants)

unorthodoxchronicles:

quickjesse:

one of the most adorable moments in the series

Beast boy and cyborg drop everything to make sure that Starfire is comfortable telling jokes. They don’t care that they missed the context, laugh along to make her comfortable, then proceed to make asses of themselves JUST so she can have a good laugh too and feel like she BELONGS.

And that is one of many examples of why the original teen titans series was seriously well fucking written as it showed a very HUMAN kind of emotion, feeling like you don’t fit in and watching a joke go wrong and people not finding you funny, then getting to laugh because the people you chose to open up to were caring enough to make fucking sure you felt like you belonged just for a bit.

(Source: miiyahbinmarten, via charliestrange)

pararoses:

Does anyone else feel really guilty when they start talking about their own feelings and then immediately regret saying anything because you just feel so annoying and pathetic and ugh

(via flaweddesignxx)


Are you here to fight with us, Katniss?

Are you here to fight with us, Katniss?

(Source: leaveatrail, via oswinsleaf)

No matches on prints, DNA, dental. Clothing is custom, no labels. Nothing in his pockets but knives and lint. No name, no other alias.

(Source: thorlokid, via ladyromanoffs)

famphic:

i like to use exclamation marks because they cover up the fact that i am dead inside!!!!

(via ladyromanoffs)

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY